New Orts #82
August 10 MMXXV
Friday August 15 is International Apostrophe Day!
Celebrate responsibly!
https://www.apostrophe.org.uk/If you love music, go hear it; go to operas, concerts, and pay fiddlers to play to you; but I insist upon your neither piping nor fiddling yourself. It puts a gentleman in a very frivolous, contemptible light; brings him into a great deal of bad company; and it takes up a great deal of time, which might be much better employed. Few things would mortify me more, than to see you bearing a part in a concert, with a fiddle under your chin, or a pipe in your mouth.
— Lord Chesterfield, in a letter to his son in Venice (1749)
If I were to begin life again I would dedicate it to music; it is the only cheap and unpunished rapture upon earth.
— Sydney Smith
One can't judge Wagner's opera Lohengrin after a first hearing, and I certainly don't intend hearing it a second time.
— Gioacchino Rossini (1792-1868)
Parsifal— the kind of opera that starts at six o'clock and after it has been going three hours, you look at your watch and it says 6:20.
— David Randolph (1914-2020)
Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
— widely attributed to Mark Twain, but apparently due to E. W. (“Bill”) Nye: see here

Hahaha! Now tell us how you feel about Boccherini 😄.