Orts #732
A blind guy with a seeing eye dog walks into a department store.
The guy picks up the dog by the tail and starts swinging him around over his head.
A clerk rushes over and asks nervously, “Can I help you, sir?”
The guy replies, “No thanks, I’m just looking around.”
A minister, a doctor and an engineer are on a golf course behind an especially slow group.
When the marshal comes around, they decide to ask him what the problem is.
He tells them the group ahead of them is a team of firefighters, who were all blinded in the course of putting out a blaze which would otherwise have destroyed the clubhouse.
So now they are allowed to play for free, but of course they play pretty slowly, being blind.
The minister exclaims, “What a tragic tale! I will certainly pray for their recovery."
The doctor says, "I can refer them to an ophthalmologist friend of mine who has done wonders with certain kinds of blindness."
The engineer asks, "Why don't they just play at night?"
René Descartes is attending a soirée at the Palais Versailles.
A sommelier approaches and asks, “Monsieur Descartes, would you like a glass of wine?”
Descartes pauses and answers, “I think not.”
And poof! -- he disappears.