Orts #736
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.
"You mean a martini?" the bartender asks.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"
Another Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, "five beers, please”.
Two dyslexics walk into a bra.
A man walks into a zoo.
There was only one dog.
It was a shit zoo.
A one-minute video just for fun:
http://www.wimp.com/playpuddle/