Orts #787

Marriage from love, like vinegar from wine—
     — Lord Byron, in a poem, Domestic Doings, Love’s Antithesis

Forever’s a very long time, especially the bit towards the end.
     — Woody Allen

Youth is subjected by our civilization to aggressive sex stimuli and suggestiveness oozing from every pore.
     — Clark Hetherington (an education professor), in 1914

We enjoy the cynical story of the old-fashioned doctor who insisted on first going straight to the kitchen of the afflicted household. Not until he had effusively thanked the cook for giving him a new patient did he dash upstairs to see how he could relieve the cook’s victim. 
     — Joy of Cooking, Irma S. Rombauer and Marion Rombauer Becker (1964 edition, page 1)