Orts #792

  Procrastination and mourning are tied tightly together: for to procrastinate is to mourn the precariousness of your creation even before you bring it into the world.
    — Costica Bradatan, Why Do Anything?, in The New York Times online, September 17, 2016
   http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/18/opinion/why-do-anything.html 

A horse that can count to ten is a remarkable horse, not a remarkable mathematician.
    — Samuel Johnson


I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been.
     -- William Golding (1911-1993)

 

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!
     — Erick S. Gray